Gravitational Model
Every member is the absolute center of the universe — yet all love each other unconditionally.
Official Royal Portrait · Erchless Castle
Ballcaps permitted. Puppet veto absolute. Sunglasses always ready.
Proclamation of Absolute Authority
Be it known: Debbie, Gary, Kenny, Greg & Linda of Clan Chisolm jointly rule existence. Each is the center of the universe. Each is never wrong. Arguments are theatrical. Resolutions are hugs and toasts.
Dramatis Personae
All five believe they are the center of the universe. Miraculously, they are all correct.
World Rules
Standard physics: one sun. Chisolm physics: five suns, all correct, all beloved.
Every member is the absolute center of the universe — yet all love each other unconditionally.
Theatrical, wildly confident arguments that end in massive hugs and grand toasts.
Formal tartan black-tie. Kenny’s ballcap is mandatory. Greg’s sunglasses may stay on the head forever.
All final decisions may be overturned by Bartholomew. No appeals. The Coo has spoken.
Official daily lottery. Results are always correct.
Royal Stationery
Petition the High Council. Receive absolute authority in scroll form.
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Lost in the Highlands
Even Laird Gary has no precedent for this URL.
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